Interview with a Tool

"A man falls to but a means for an end; thereafter, he proceeds to abandon his passions and forfeits himself as a slave. Becoming a slave to his wages, he purchases a number within mediocrity known as: the middle class existence."

Inspired by some notion of Neo-Imperialism, I feel almost convinced my ideas must be wrapped in a chatoyant foil; With quaint little ribbons, and sparkles. Making it so deliciously cute and colorful.
It is truly splendid how beautifully simple this conclusion is.
It would make everything so melodramatic though. Words being disguised with a parade, and false untruths. Wow, I guess this really is life though. Cartoons drawn in omni color are more presentable then bi-colored classics, this alone will produce the majority of morrow's sorrow. ...and thus we have this unnerving annoying trend, known as repetition.


I become so apathetic at the idea though. It reminds me of the weird aftertaste of eating lemon pie, after vomiting up the entire liqueur cabinet. Not really disgusting, just very distasteful. It is a very harsh taste, but I suppose it is the simple bitter indulgences that make life enjoyable.
Honestly though, it seems pretty complex, if not impossible. Not to mention...uh, what is that word. Ethics? Hmmmm, that word has a weird feel to it. I don't have a dictionary at the moment, so I can't look that word up. Looking it up would take too long, I think it would be a better idea to have the word banned. Then no one can judge anyone's actions based on some set standard.




This is the quote that became famous throughout the Galaxy. I believe its popularity spread somewhere on Ides, or at least somewhere in the Hipparc quadrant. The King of Ides is a man whose name is unmentionable. He is a horrible power hungry fool. It started with simple trade with other worlds. This trade gave way to control, and before we all knew it, Ides had control over most of the quadrant. Bringing my words to Hipparc was a decent idea in retrospect. I believe it was the irony that drove me, though I am unsure. I knew my words could easily be understood where change was most needed. Power is a very touchy subject, and walks on a path of sharp tacks, and daggers. Betrayal occurs when greed and covetous nature comes into play.
Returning to the subject of my quote. The quote was inspired by a lot of different material. It is mainly a summation of one of my many thesis'. Haha, but who has thesis' in real life. Losers that's who.




To think that I was the author of such AN AMAZING QUOTE. Oh I'm sorry, please forgive my lack of modesty. My ego tends to be rather hubris during my relaxing 3 A.M medicated stupor. I tend to lull myself to sleep with ghost stories, and multiple shots of Valiums. I couldn't sleep now if I wanted to! After 17 energy drinks, 3 Xanax, and 7 bottles of Robitussin in two hours, I think I have discovered the secrets of the universe. We can never truly think, as we do not exist. Since we do not exist, then what is this reality that we perceive? Reality is only what you determine it to be, and nothing more. After this much medication, I see flying spaghetti monsters, and UFO's. So in my reality, these things are perfectly normal, and real. Why does it seem like my writing is getting more and more and more and more distorted as I go? I guess I will never know. I will stop before or after I begin to ramble. Thank you for reading my nonsensical thoughts on my quote.



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This is the result of boredom, free time, and passion on one topic to get you started.
I do think it is an ok quote though. I did make it myself. *thumbs up*